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Meow
01:02
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2. |
Mauled By Kittens
02:58
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surrounded by the cuddle bugs
cutie wutie Kitty witty out for bloody Wuttie
kitty witty bitey bitey
nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
mesmerized by the High pitch Meows meows
body numb, paralyzed , Hungry kitties, on the Prowl
now you shall, feel the wrath, of these cute, cuddle bugs!
makes them happy to hear you scream!
seeing my flesh being devoured before my very own eyes
the confusing feeling of fear and happy runs through my head
cuddle bugs of death
mauled by kittens.
cuddle bugs of death
mauled by kittens.
surrounded by kitty witty's everywhere
nowhere to run to
nowhere to hide
try to stay alive
but no point because you'll end up being
cat food
Mauled by kittens
cuddle bugs
Mauled by kittens
Stevie T!
Mauled by kittens
cuddle bugs
Mauled by kittens
Stevie T!
surrounded by kitty witty's everywhere
nowhere to run to
nowhere to hide
try to stay alive
no point because you'll end up being
cat food
Mauled by kittens
cuddle bugs
Mauled by kittens
Stevie T!
Mauled by kittens
cuddle bugs
Mauled by kittens
Stevie T!
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3. |
MeowMaggedon
03:08
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The elite Dark Purr army swarming the world.
bringing Total Darkness everywhere
agonizing human cries are heard
angry kittens bringers of Armageddon, MeowMaggedon
enslaving all humans for our needs
to clean our litter boxes in the time of need
to scratch our necks when we get the itch.
to rub our bellies when we are full of food, but don't rub too much because we will
bite your hands
agonizing human cries are heard
angry kittens bringers of Armageddon
to clean our litter boxes in the time of need
to scratch our necks when we get the itch.
to rub our bellies when we are full of food, but don't rub too much because we will
bite your hands
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Cuddle Bugs
02:38
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Fluffy and cuties are these creatures
sassy and sneaky is what they appear to be
evil
kitty witty witty
Playful
kitty witty witty
Hungry
kitty witty witty
Poops and eats and sleeps and vomits
Meow meow's
kitty witty witty
Purrs purrs
kitty witty witty
hiss hiss
kitty witty witty
Chews the Chord and then wants more.
Given the chance and they will Scratch and bite your hand.
Irresistibly adorable, Sweet as sugar, Bundle of joy
Destroyers of mice, they keep you warm at night.
Cuddle bugs with the tiniest little paws
Cuddle bugs with the tiniest little paws
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Chews the Chord and then wants more.
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Poops eats sleeps and vomits
Given the chance and they'll bite your hand
Irresistibly adorable.
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5. |
Antagonizing Hiss
03:15
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feeling scared, or in stress kitty witty hissing
antagonizing hiss spreading fear and stress
Fiercely independent but craving attention.
i lick lick lick my tummy until its as fluffy as a bunny
i lick lick lick my tail until i feel like a proud feline
i lick lick my butt
i lick lick my butt then i lick your face
i like lick my butt
i lick lick my butt then i lick your face
feeling scared or in stress kitty witty hissing
antagonizing hiss spreading fear and stress
Fiercely independent but craving attention.
i lick lick lick my tummy until its as fluffy as a bunny
i lick lick lick my tail until i feel like a proud feline
i like lick my butt
i lick lick my butt then i lick your face
i lick lick my butt
i lick lick my butt then i lick your face
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Abominable Purr
01:57
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Abominable force emanates From the purr
Angry, Dark and filled with abhorrence.
those that fall victim to the purr will face
the eternal torment of MeowTan
you shall feel his Wrath
He Meow's from below
tremors from below
you shall feel it.
spreading the Purr
you don't want to feel the purr tremors from below
tremors from below
you don't want it
he who feels the purr will turn into a kitty witty
he who feels the purr will puke the hair ball
he who feels the purr will chase around the laser pointer
commencing count down the PurRitual
you shall feel his Wrath.
He Meow's from below
tremors from below
you shall feel it
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7. |
Hairball Regurgitation
01:41
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stomach content are expelled violently
projectile Vomiting everywhere
leaving a warm present in your pair of shoes*
stares at you with a cute fluffy face
warm and slimy is the hairball projecting out the mouth
of this kitten
crawling underneath the bed
where it partakes in Hairball Regurgitation!
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8. |
Murder Mittens
03:22
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soft and innocent are these creatures,
Holding on to their prey with their Murder mittens.
Cute and Fluffy,
Eyes rolled heavenward.
Tremble, human, at greatness.
you feel Deep Regret as you are surrounded by Murder mittens.
Evil cats are everywhere,
In your clothes and in your hair.
They bite, they fight, they scratch,
Evil Cuddle bugs from coast to coast.
They're cute at first with innocent eyes,
Better watch out if you're stuck with These Cuddle bugs with Bloody murder mittens
Sharp as Razors, small as needles
Destroyer of Curtains
They just want you as a toy
Evil cats come down like rain,
Seemingly laughing at your pain.
Always torturing you for joy
Murder mittens Bringer of pain
Murder mittens Bringer of agony
Murderous Rage Hidden behind the Innocent Fluffiness.
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9. |
Scratch Post Execution
02:18
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you open your eyes and see yourself tied up to a post, your fate has been chosen
by the Kitten gods. there is no escape, you run and hide, they are on the prowl.
no one can escape the Scratch post execution
no one can escape the Scratch post execution
sinking claws into the Fresh flesh
nothing more satisfying then to hear
the screams of their victims.
your fate has been chosen
by the Kitten gods. there is no escape, you run and hide, they are on the prowl.
no one can escape the Scratch post execution
no one can escape the Scratch post execution
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10. |
Litter Box Asphyxiation
02:41
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so you think you can escape the Wrath of the Kittens? well then
you are in for a ride
Suffocating in this darkness surrounded by litter
Suffocating in this pain that always lingers
agonizing screams surround me
can't breath
body burning
chest on fire
heart in flames
dig a hole and put the body
heart barely beating
Lungs filled with litter
that slowly killing me
suffocating me
no one to help me
litter Box Asphyxiation
suffocating in this darkness surrounded by litter
Suffocating in this pain that always lingers
agonizing screams surround me
can't breath
body burning
chest on fire
heart in flames
dig a hole and put the body
litter Box Asphyxiation
litter Box Asphyxiation
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11. |
Kitten in The Box
02:31
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kittens playing Hide and seek in a box!
Waiting for others to join in on the fun!
extending their impulse from high-sided containers to the shallow ones below
piquing interest on this Cryptic Monolith
The appearance of the unfamiliar object is a surefire way to pique our Interest
taking cover in the box waiting to play with our mouse
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
Our Palace, our castle, our brown box
feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
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12. |
MeowMix
01:06
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I want chicken I want liver
MeowMix MeowMix
Please Deliver
Tender centers satisfies completely
Tender centers means twice the licking
I like crunchy
I like meaty
I like salmon
I like chicken
I like Turkey
I like Gravy
Moewmix MeowMix tasty layers
I like crunchy
I like meaty
I like salmon
I like chicken
I like Turkey
I like Gravy
I Like Kitten li'l Nibbles!
I want chicken I want liver
MeowMix MeowMix
Please Deliver
the Flavor coated in savory gravy
the Tender Favorites With Real Chicken & Liver
Irresistibles Crunchy With White Meat Chicken
I want chicken I want liver
MeowMix MeowMix please deliver
I want chicken I want liver
MeowMix MeowMix please deliver
Meaty bites, chicken flavor
meaty bites, salmon flavor
meaty bites, beefy flavor
irresistibly delicious
Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow
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Mauled By Kittens Desert Hot Springs, California
band members are
Isis Izakawa -Vocals
Frodo Mishima - Guitar
Deville Kobayashi- Guitar
Basti Wasti - Bass
Arturo Acosta - Drums
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