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MeowMaggedon

by Mauled By Kittens

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Golden362 Obviously the appeal of this band is how their music is completely about adorable kittens murdering humans, but they're also actually really good, they're probably among some of my favorite Death Metal. The songs are written really well with really groovy and brutal riffs, hard hitting drumming, and some silly yet actually well written lyrics. This band isn't just a silly BDM band about cats, they know how to make music. These guys are incredible and they deserve more love. Excited to hear more! Favorite track: Desolating Meows of Agony.
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Meow 01:02
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surrounded by the cuddle bugs cutie wutie Kitty witty out for bloody Wuttie kitty witty bitey bitey nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. mesmerized by the High pitch Meows meows body numb, paralyzed , Hungry kitties, on the Prowl now you shall, feel the wrath, of these cute, cuddle bugs! makes them happy to hear you scream! seeing my flesh being devoured before my very own eyes the confusing feeling of fear and happy runs through my head cuddle bugs of death mauled by kittens. cuddle bugs of death mauled by kittens. surrounded by kitty witty's everywhere nowhere to run to nowhere to hide try to stay alive but no point because you'll end up being cat food Mauled by kittens cuddle bugs Mauled by kittens Stevie T! Mauled by kittens cuddle bugs Mauled by kittens Stevie T! surrounded by kitty witty's everywhere nowhere to run to nowhere to hide try to stay alive no point because you'll end up being cat food Mauled by kittens cuddle bugs Mauled by kittens Stevie T! Mauled by kittens cuddle bugs Mauled by kittens Stevie T!
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MeowMaggedon 03:08
The elite Dark Purr army swarming the world. bringing Total Darkness everywhere agonizing human cries are heard angry kittens bringers of Armageddon, MeowMaggedon enslaving all humans for our needs to clean our litter boxes in the time of need to scratch our necks when we get the itch. to rub our bellies when we are full of food, but don't rub too much because we will bite your hands agonizing human cries are heard angry kittens bringers of Armageddon to clean our litter boxes in the time of need to scratch our necks when we get the itch. to rub our bellies when we are full of food, but don't rub too much because we will bite your hands
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Cuddle Bugs 02:38
Fluffy and cuties are these creatures sassy and sneaky is what they appear to be evil kitty witty witty Playful kitty witty witty Hungry kitty witty witty Poops and eats and sleeps and vomits Meow meow's kitty witty witty Purrs purrs kitty witty witty hiss hiss kitty witty witty Chews the Chord and then wants more. Given the chance and they will Scratch and bite your hand. Irresistibly adorable, Sweet as sugar, Bundle of joy Destroyers of mice, they keep you warm at night. Cuddle bugs with the tiniest little paws Cuddle bugs with the tiniest little paws Poops eats sleeps and vomits Poops eats sleeps and vomits Poops eats sleeps and vomits Chews the Chord and then wants more. Poops eats sleeps and vomits Poops eats sleeps and vomits Poops eats sleeps and vomits Given the chance and they'll bite your hand Irresistibly adorable.
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feeling scared, or in stress kitty witty hissing antagonizing hiss spreading fear and stress Fiercely independent but craving attention. i lick lick lick my tummy until its as fluffy as a bunny i lick lick lick my tail until i feel like a proud feline i lick lick my butt i lick lick my butt then i lick your face i like lick my butt i lick lick my butt then i lick your face feeling scared or in stress kitty witty hissing antagonizing hiss spreading fear and stress Fiercely independent but craving attention. i lick lick lick my tummy until its as fluffy as a bunny i lick lick lick my tail until i feel like a proud feline i like lick my butt i lick lick my butt then i lick your face i lick lick my butt i lick lick my butt then i lick your face
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Abominable force emanates From the purr Angry, Dark and filled with abhorrence. those that fall victim to the purr will face the eternal torment of MeowTan you shall feel his Wrath He Meow's from below tremors from below you shall feel it. spreading the Purr you don't want to feel the purr tremors from below tremors from below you don't want it he who feels the purr will turn into a kitty witty he who feels the purr will puke the hair ball he who feels the purr will chase around the laser pointer commencing count down the PurRitual you shall feel his Wrath. He Meow's from below tremors from below you shall feel it
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stomach content are expelled violently projectile Vomiting everywhere leaving a warm present in your pair of shoes* stares at you with a cute fluffy face warm and slimy is the hairball projecting out the mouth of this kitten crawling underneath the bed where it partakes in Hairball Regurgitation!
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soft and innocent are these creatures, Holding on to their prey with their Murder mittens. Cute and Fluffy, Eyes rolled heavenward. Tremble, human, at greatness. you feel Deep Regret as you are surrounded by Murder mittens. Evil cats are everywhere, In your clothes and in your hair. They bite, they fight, they scratch, Evil Cuddle bugs from coast to coast. They're cute at first with innocent eyes, Better watch out if you're stuck with These Cuddle bugs with Bloody murder mittens Sharp as Razors, small as needles Destroyer of Curtains They just want you as a toy Evil cats come down like rain, Seemingly laughing at your pain. Always torturing you for joy Murder mittens Bringer of pain Murder mittens Bringer of agony Murderous Rage Hidden behind the Innocent Fluffiness.
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you open your eyes and see yourself tied up to a post, your fate has been chosen by the Kitten gods. there is no escape, you run and hide, they are on the prowl. no one can escape the Scratch post execution no one can escape the Scratch post execution sinking claws into the Fresh flesh nothing more satisfying then to hear the screams of their victims. your fate has been chosen by the Kitten gods. there is no escape, you run and hide, they are on the prowl. no one can escape the Scratch post execution no one can escape the Scratch post execution
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so you think you can escape the Wrath of the Kittens? well then you are in for a ride Suffocating in this darkness surrounded by litter Suffocating in this pain that always lingers agonizing screams surround me can't breath body burning chest on fire heart in flames dig a hole and put the body heart barely beating Lungs filled with litter that slowly killing me suffocating me no one to help me litter Box Asphyxiation suffocating in this darkness surrounded by litter Suffocating in this pain that always lingers agonizing screams surround me can't breath body burning chest on fire heart in flames dig a hole and put the body litter Box Asphyxiation litter Box Asphyxiation
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kittens playing Hide and seek in a box! Waiting for others to join in on the fun! extending their impulse from high-sided containers to the shallow ones below piquing interest on this Cryptic Monolith The appearance of the unfamiliar object is a surefire way to pique our Interest taking cover in the box waiting to play with our mouse Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom Our Palace, our castle, our brown box feeling safe in our Brown Kingdom
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MeowMix 01:06
I want chicken I want liver MeowMix MeowMix Please Deliver Tender centers satisfies completely Tender centers means twice the licking I like crunchy I like meaty I like salmon I like chicken I like Turkey I like Gravy Moewmix MeowMix tasty layers I like crunchy I like meaty I like salmon I like chicken I like Turkey I like Gravy I Like Kitten li'l Nibbles! I want chicken I want liver MeowMix MeowMix Please Deliver the Flavor coated in savory gravy the Tender Favorites With Real Chicken & Liver Irresistibles Crunchy With White Meat Chicken I want chicken I want liver MeowMix MeowMix please deliver I want chicken I want liver MeowMix MeowMix please deliver Meaty bites, chicken flavor meaty bites, salmon flavor meaty bites, beefy flavor irresistibly delicious Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow
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released September 15, 2022

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Mauled By Kittens Desert Hot Springs, California

band members are
Isis Izakawa -Vocals
Frodo Mishima - Guitar
Deville Kobayashi- Guitar
Basti Wasti - Bass
Arturo Acosta - Drums

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